People who ask "How Are YOU?" are annoying.  That being said, I ask folks that all the time...

things

Things that piss me off.

Not that u care, but:

I hate it when someone passes me on the right on the highway. And I don’t know why; if someone else is going too god damn slow, I will pass you on the right as well, if I don’t have a better option.

rules

1. Trust no one. Not even yourself.

2. Everybody is an asshole. Even Mother Theresa had a bad day.

3. Life is not fair. Get over it.